4. Let someone else shovel the horse poop today.10. Happy birthday and welcome to the ’29 years old forever’ club!16. Hope your next year is as “stable” as your horse’s.8. Happy birthday old man!
But happy birthday!40. Hint: pasta brunch for your birthday party!76. I wanted to post the longest fanciest birthday message on Facebook for you today, but I had typers block.Funny-birthday-wishes.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com. Happy birthday!90. Happy birthday!17. Oh, but that would have been confusing. Don’t worry you’re one year close to finding out. Happy ‘sitting on your Facebook and typing a thousand thanks to people you don’t know’ day!44. Birthdays: The one time in the year when you have your name on something you didn’t buy yourself. With this another year of passing, I hope you start acting your age and not your shoe size.65. Wanna hear a dirty joke for your birthday? That’s me. Happy Birthday!50. Happiness is like uprooting of your nail, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the pain. Your horse called to let me know it’s your birthday. May you have the energy and excitement of a 2-year-old but not the amount of their teeth.25. This birthday party won’t even be happening if your parents knew your actual marks. Here’s wishing you a hundred wall posts and tweets from people you never talk to! You’re not 40. When I have a birthday, I take the day off. Technically, it still is your birthday in America.84. Here’s to all the legal activities you will indulge in now and still be judged!49. But happy birthday, dear.5. So get me the biggest piece of cake, half your gifts, and some money, please.69. Happy 40th birthday! Take two pieces of cake, one in each hand and you’ll be on a balanced diet.19. Many more to come.54. Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Wishing you another great year with newer wrinkles and greyer hairs.43. Happy birthday buddy.26. Happy Birthday to the 18-year-old with 32 years of working experience.35. Sounds like a good trade to me.15. Happy birthday you old birdie.88. Happy Birthday! Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. Heard you got a horse for your husband on your birthday.
Celebrate someone's day of birth with Funny Horse birthday cards & greeting cards from Zazzle! Do you know why older people wear a cardigan with everything? If white is not your favorite hair color, you might have some problems with the increasing age.100. Happy birthday though! 20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Horse Lovers Memes and Quotes.
Don’t trouble your lovely mother to host a grand party at home. Or better, just change your birthday to tomorrow on Facebook!38. The only thing that comes without effort or hard work is old age.98.
Only call me for the after party with all the alcohol and chicken.59. I hope you get dope and happiness. With all the tension of growing old you know.63. No need for “long faces” today. Romantic birthday wishes that do not express your real feelings; Birthday messages that are too romantic or, worse, too cold (not romantic at all) Romantic birthday greetings that are more sexual than romantic; If you want to get your romantic birthday wishes just right, do the opposite.
And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.11. Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. Do you have a friend or family member that LOVES horses? Happy birthday! Just get us drunk, and we all go home happy!83. Happy birthday!13. And it’s not that late. Just like what you’ll feel today. Happy birthday!14.
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