New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. If nothing else, he should be able to hock a loogie at a bad guy's feet and make him fall down.
You know, two people just asked me this question. Well, humans have created waterjets that can shoot a stream of water at Mach 3, enabling it to cut through stone and steel. So what would you expect if Superman's sneezed? I’m reasonably interested in poop (of course, who isn’t? Like did krytonians evolve from chimpanzees too? But does Superman even need to poop? Is it super?
Besides, with the exception of violent diarrhea, when you poop you're merely pushing feces out of your body, at which point gravity takes over. We have been searching high and low for a Superman bathroom rug. He slept occasionally for the mental benefit, but did not need to. 6 years ago. I don’t think you can starve Superman to death. Did not need to eat or poop, and his hair (and fingernails) never grew. Cover his opponents with sticky but unbreakable piles of snot?
Surely Superman doesn’t destroy every toilet he goes in. I don't think you can starve Superman to death.
Human men can’t.That got me thinking about his other involuntary responses, like peeing. Andy Scullion's The Superhero on a Toilet Can't a guy have any privacy?
So the other day I was driving home from work and thinking about stuff. I can't tell you. best. Discussions. I’m going to leave it at “being near poop” because I don’t like where this line of questioning is heading.If it’s like normal poop, could you use it to fertilize your garden and grow super corn (a la And if it’s the case for Superman, think about all the other superheroes — the Martian Manhunter’s green poop, Wonder Woman’s god-given poop, Venom’s symbiotic poop, Spider-man’s sticky poop, and the Incredible Hulk’s… I admit, I scoffed at first.
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SA Forums - Something Awful - … Meaning Superman probably spending most of his time peeing trying to write his name on the moon.If Superman pees, he also poops. level 1.
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That’s why he doesn’t crush a doorknob every time he walks through a door. 50% Upvoted. It's possible that his spit is the key to a perpetual motion machine. His super-power comes from the yellow sun, so he doesn’t need it to live, I don’t think.
Maybe it becomes super-dense dark matter like Nibbler’s poop. Relevance.
Is it super? ), so I’ll take a whack at this one. or be white?
You can find him talking about movies, video games, and Disney princesses at http://author-quest.blogspot.com where he details his journey to become a capital A Author. best. and have hair on his head? It shouldn't matter that it was my birthday, but does a little. So if he dropped a deuce, it could fall through all the floors of the Daily Planet. "Flippin’ Boss All-In-One Stainless Spatula, Tong & Heat Resistant Silicone Glove visual communication.
If he had sex with an Earth woman, say Lois Lane, he would ejaculate so hard that it would blow her brains out (see image). Now, trying to find out the velocity and volume of the average barf section via the Internet was taking me to some very dark places, so let's just agree Superman would put Regan from Superman stands for Truth, Justice, and the American Way ( Over the last several days, the mainstream press has latched on to the news that Superman's given…Ah, urinating, that most sublime of bodily excretions. Literally. No luck in local stores; the internet's -amazingly- no help either. Maybe it becomes super-dense dark matter like Nibbler’s poop.
Sure, Superman could probably drill through the Earth's mantle after a meal at Hardee's, but I imagine his super-sphincter keeps things under control.My favorite piece of deductive logic ever: "If Superman pees, he also poops.
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